Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Powerchute Landing

My grandpa is the coolest guy. He teaches himself everything, and then excels at it. His latest is teaching himself how to pilot a powerchute. He's an instructor now.

This is a powerchute:



He took me up last week and it was awesome. Click the image above to be taken to the gallery. We saw moose and purdy country.

Below is a video of our landing:





- BuddhaDave

By the way, above the windshield, that's a shotgun rack. He drives with his feet and picks off coyotes. Apparently you get money for it or something from Fish and Game.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Up, Up, and Away

I generally like airports.

I like the smell. I'm inside Phoenix Skyharbor airport right now waiting for a plane to take me to Salt Lake City, Utah. From there a tiny plane with propellers will take me to Pocatello, Idaho. The airport is in the middle of a wheat field and all you can see is the tops of yellow grain as the plan slants down for landing.

I wish this was a vacation trip. I wish this had been planned out in advance and not thrown together in a day. I wish this was pleasure, not business. I wish my brother was still alive.

My youngest brother Seth was killed in a car crash early Sunday morning. He was hit head on by another vehicle as he returned from a date. His birthday was next month.

This is my first funeral in a decade. The last family member I lost was my great-grandmother and she was near a hundred years old. This is a lot different.

Right now it's so far away. I'm so far away. I expect that as I move closer to home, so will the grief to my heart. I've kept it off so far, but I can't run forever.

I remember the day he came home for the first time. I was six. He was so precious and new. I kissed his cheek so hard and long it left a fading red mark on the round of his face. He was so new.

Most of me hopes it's an open casket. I still can't say funeral. I'm using the term "service" and other terms that are at a safe distance. I hope it's an open casket so I can see him one more time. Last time was Christmas. I've been eight hundred and sixty miles away for five years. He grew up while I was gone. I didn't even get to know him.

Don't wait to tell people how you feel. Don't wait to be honest and true. Don't wait to spend time with them. Don't be afraid. In an instant my brother was gone forever. That's all it takes. Don't be afraid.

- Dave

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Lizard Acres, Hidden Treasures

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As we made plans to head to Home Depot I thought it'd be fun to see if there were any geocaches close by. As it happens there was!

After getting some cinderblocks to upgrade our awesome DVD case, a lattice for flowers, a humming bird feeder, doggy and kitty food, we headed to YC's Mongolian BBQ for dinner and to let it cool down. Dinner was awesome, as always, and there were lots of leftovers. There was a French family in line behind us and one guy was their spokesman. They'd ask him some questions, he'd ask the Sauce Man, and then he'd translate back complete with hand motions.

We parked ol' Mitzy at a nearby park and unloaded out bikes. I had just gotten a handlebar mount for my GPS receiver and I was happy to get to use it.

Our area of searchingness (it's in the dictionary, I swear) is called Lizard Acres and it's a stretch of water collection area where apparently lots of toads and lizards like to hang out. And crickets, cuz they have to eat something, ya know.

Oh yeah, another cool thing is it's a bit of an art project too, as there are tons of big old iron critters and plant life all over the area. You'll be walking along and bam! An iron lizard will get ya!


No, I am not 12


There's metal cacti and turtles and the entrance is pretty cool:











It was dark by the time we got there, which the cache hider actually recommended. It was a lot cooler. I bought a new flashlight at Home Depot (with a fifteen foot drop rating! Just in case...) and the batteries I got weren't charged up so we had to take my hefty Maglight from behind the seat. We searched around for really only a few minutes before finding the cache:



This is what it looks like without the flash, which is how we saw it. Keep in mind the tin is fully hidden inside the mouth, it just looks fun this way:



Isn't he cute?



I would like to thank the lovely Hyd for helping:



Hidden well inside the turtle's mouth was a painted Altoids tin kept in place by a hefty harddrive magnet. If you've never played with one, they are tiny and powerful. The cache also included:



I don't have any coins or trinkets to leave yet, but soon I will! There's a shop online that will make custom geocoins for you, which you can see in the above pictures. I signed the log and documented the find:



Tomorrow we're gonna head out and find some more, and also look for places to stash some. I have a few good ideas already, I think hiding will be just as fun as seeking.

G'night!

- BuddhaDave

Friday, August 18, 2006

The Goodbye Spam

Braut was lecturing Fran as though she were a rather small seminar. The last refuge, in this Fordized world, of personal dignity. Fran, for once in her life, wanted to go to bed.

Oh, they can be charming; they kiss the hand, they remember your birthday, they send flowers. He had scarcely finished when she volleyed, "Oh, its too utterly impossible!" He wasn't going to encourage Fran by giving her an example! "Why, of course we have been, and we'll go on being so!" Well, anyway, I picked out Willy didn't I? No one since he had left Zenith had shown so comforting an interest in him.

Here a few weeks back, when we were in Vienna, I picked up Martin and waded through it. They look insignificant and fuzzy, like Professor Braut, or dry and spindling. They are a funny mix lot, but all speak English, and I wanted to meet different kinds. Asia and Africa do not think that human life, and the sweetness of human life, matter. Isn't it worthwhile really knowing ONE European city? But just now he seemed sufficiently afraid of getting mixed up.

A drink or two, and a jolly bunch do loosen me up. I do love you for wanting to produce something individual and lasting. As a matter of fact, it was probably a good thing.

There was, at table and over coffee in the drawing-room, ever so much more conversation. Kurt looked at them miserably, as though he was wondering what he could do to reconcile them. The Baroness was a slim, slight girl with beautiful ankles and curly shingled hair. He tried to remember just where she had got this admirable dissertation on feminism. He wasn't going to encourage Fran by giving her an example, either!

She said affectionately, "Yes, more motors darling!" I wish I hadn't given up thirty years to motor-cars. My guess is that it all comes from the tradition that Europeans started a hundred years ago. He stroked her hair. He said, more tenderly and intimately than for a long while, "I was beastly." But I get so very much tired of having my good Theodor make love to every woman he meets!

She must feel that his work, or his beautiful lack of work, is more important than she is.

But we'll put it off, the way we've BEEN putting it off, if we wait till tomorrow. And I have done the job that was first at hand. I don't pretend to know everything, even about autos. We were going out to see Brandenburg tomorrow.

Taken from a spam message I got today. Slightly re-arranged but nothing added or removed.

- BuddhaDave

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Enjoy


Buck 65 - Devil's Eyes

Sunday, August 13, 2006

One Still Lost, But One Found

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Today I struck out again on my trusty (and never rusty) Cadillac of a bike for locations yet unknown. Would I be successful today? After my failure yesterday I tried to be hopeful, and set out, chin high!

I decided to give another quick crack at the cache I couldn't find yesterday. On the way to my other points I took a new route and got to ride over the highway:



But alas, I still did not find it. I e-mailed the guy who hid it today, maybe I can locate it later.

So I biked around a bit, and after navigating the back alleys of some shops on my bike while checking my location (and not running into anything, it was fun) I came to what I thought was the spot. I checked the notes I had previously printed out (be prepared!) and looked for clues. I hunted and hunted in the heat, but no luck.



The location wasn't especially good for signal strength so after a bit I went to a more open area to try again and this time was directed to an area a little further on:



Along with a subtle clue in the cache's description and not being afraid of looking too foolish hunting around a shopping area, I found it!

This particular cache is tiny (in the industry it's classified as "micro") and contains only a logbook for those who have found it. Without the hint I probably wouldn't have been able to find it, and I don't think anyone would happen upon it by accident:



I had forgotten my pen and my wallet, so I was kind of screwed for adding to the log. I considered waiting for a stranger with a pocket-protector to walk by, but headed into a nearby bookstore to borrow one instead. The lady looked at me kind of weird, probably because I was sweating like mad. Or maybe cuz I'm so good looking. Either way I didn't want to wait, I was excited to document my first find:



This is what a successful geocacher looks like:



I then decided to head to the Apple store to get a cable before I remembered I forgot my cash. I picked another geocache to visit while I waited for the light and headed south, but stopped to take some pics at this empty parking lot:





Heading out again, this time for a benchmark that is very possibly under some grass, I brought my bike to a halt after seeing this sign:



I don't think that's correct, but it was 103 degrees today. I didn't find the benchmark, partly because it I think it is under the grass and partly because the baseball park is locked off. I did see a bullet casing on the ground, too.

Heading home I decided to give that pesky spot one more try, but again to no avail. And it was really hot. My hat was bleeding dye when I looked down:



My chain fell off shortly after documenting this scary billboard, and I think it's not a coincidence:



After getting home and showering, I celebrated!



I walked slash biked almost eight miles. I'm enjoying this hobby, and the exercise.

Hope your weekends were good!

- BuddhaDave

First Snap At Geocaching

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So there's this thing called geocaching, where people hide little log books and/or treasures and post the coordinates online for other people to find. They do this in the wilderness as well as in the city. All you need is a GPS receiver, some gumption, and the ability to stand being outside.

So after a whole week of impatiently reading up and searching for caches and benchmarks (geological markers) I finally got to go out and look for some around my house. I had three in mind, one cache and two benchmarks but only got to one of each.

Early disaster struck, and was narrowly overcome:





I couldn't find the first cache, even though I know I was in the right spot. I looked all around that deal, even looked under rocks and such.



A family down the block came out to watch me for what seems like thirty minutes at least. Each one had a different colored shirt and was a different height than the rest. They looked like a Lego family. I think once they saw I probably wasn't a drug dealer they went back inside, although two of the kids did drive-bys on their scooters.

After giving my back tire a little more air at the QT (I had to guess, I forgot my tire gauge in my other pants) I headed due east to the benchmark that Hyd and I had tried to find earlier this week. I say tried because I was retarded and didn't think it'd be in the middle of the road, which it is. I'm also sad I wasn't earlier because it had been previously unfound, and just three days ago some d00d found it before me! I had wanted to be first, oh well.

I waited patiently for traffic to permit me to dash across two lanes, and while I did, I took some pics. I'm lazy tonight so you only get one:



Once I felt I could probably survive, I ran across the road and bagged proof that I had indeed found an obscure metal marker that only nerds (and a small percentage of nerds at that) care about, before cars smooshed me into a sweaty patch on the road:



Less than half a mile south of this marker is another that I want to find, but it was getting dark and I promised my misses I'd be home before that. Plus, I didn't want to get mugged. I live on the mean streets of Phoenix, yo. This is how they roll.

My chain fell off again half a block from my house and I just coasted into the gate. I passed a man walking his funny little dog and listening to an iPod. I got my chain back on right as he came up, and what do you know, he's a resident of my complex too. He had a beeper to get in and I didn't, so I followed him in. I wonder if he believed me that I lived her too.

Oh yeah, before I got home I took a pretty picture of the sun going down with a bird and some tree stuff too. I think those might be clouds in there somewhere:



And that's basically it. I'm heading out again tomorrow, the exercise it just too nice and I really enjoyed myself. I didn't even notice that it was 100 degrees outside.

Have a good weekend, more to come, I'm sure.

- BuddhaDave

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Full Moon Confession

I'm a day late. Whoopsie. I was distracted by my Brick DVD, pardon.

It's been two weeks already? Where does the time go? The weeks, the months, this year is just flying by. Guess that happens when there are no such things as seasons where I live.

My major no-no this time around is drinking. I found that I like bourbon. A bunch. I bought a big ol' 1.75 liter bottle at Sam's Club ($19!) and had three Beam & Cokes before a movie on Friday night. I drank them quick. I was going for silly and I pretty much got there. I can drink with my new buddy Beam like I can't drink any other hard liquor. Or even beer. Thanks Tom Waits. I'm sure one day I'll be able to say "I'm full of bourbon, I can't stand up", too. But hopefully not. It breaks the fifth vow of practice. Which is the one that makes it easier to break the other four, kind of like that last Jenga piece.

I got on my cushions once or twice. It felt really nice, but not nice enough that I get up early. Maybe if meditation felt like having sex I'd be doing it every chance I got. I just need to force myself into a schedule and then follow through until it becomes habit, but that first step is the kicker. I am still Jack's Complete Lack of Motivation.

I did remember to fast yesterday, and I have been reading books on my practice a bit more. Maybe I'm getting up steam again. Here's hoping, heh.

I've been a lazy at work, but not as much as the previous weeks have seen. Instead of having things waiting for me from the day previous when I get in every morning I've been getting all the loose ends tied up. I've even had some time for those extra projects I need to start on, but I haven't started them. I'm rationalizing and saying Monday is a good day to start projects, not a Wednesday or something preposterous like that. It's amazing how much BS we tell ourselves, and how much we actually buy into.

Anger management has been good. Annoyance management appears good too, if I remember correctly. Except for the Death March, but that wasn't so bad. I was more disappointed than annoyed. I've even been helping out around the house more than usual. Although my half-fake sighs and complaining usually goe with it.

I "stole" a 1.5" binder and 186 pages of printer paper this week. The writer/director of Brick released the entire script and original novella he wrote for the movie online for free on Monday and I had to print it out. You may say obsessed. I say healthy hobby.

I think that's it. I feel better about all this, though. So I hope that's a sign of acceptance and not apathy. I'm not as grim as this writing sounds, I guess it's just the style I have for the day.

Have a good one.

- BuddhaDave

Monday, August 07, 2006

A Day In The Life - Sinfest Style



Oh yeah.

- BuddhaDave

Friday, August 04, 2006

It's Got To Be A Chocolate Jesus





If you want to keep me satisfied.

- BuddhaDave

Biology A La Diesel Sweeties


Click for full-sized goodness!

This one is great because Red Robot is usually the one intimidating and releiving this character of his blood. I love the last line.

- BuddhaDave

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Best Thing I've Heard This Week

Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England

Thanks Rob.

- BuddhaDave

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

...me too.

Dood, my hell is so worse than yours...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

I'm Going To Hell

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

How about you?