The Worst Stewards

Apparently my brain isn't with the rest of the program, or visa versa. My brain is all, "OMG WE HAVE ALL THIS STUFFZ 2 DOOOO! WE GONNA BE POOR AND GET SICK AND NOT PACK IN TIME OMG GLOBAL MELTDOWN ALKDFJDKADJDF!!" *dead face* But the rest of me is like, "Mm, I'm happy. Things are nice. Oh look! Peanut butter!"

The grocery store by my apartment is closing down. I've been going there for like four years. I don't even know if any other stores are around. But instead of just closing it's doors, everything ridiculously cheap and they're not restocking until the it's empty. Going in there is like shopping in some post-apocalypse. People everywhere with full carts, empty isles, empty shelves, that feeling of Grab What You Can When You Can. It's fantastic. I wish I had before and after pictures.

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I hope they cannot seeee
BuddhaDave @ 5:24
I am the GREAT DESTROYEEEEEEEER!
5:24

Oh?
kasey is lovely @ 5:24

Indeed
BuddhaDave @ 5:25
But no one suspects it
5:26
Because I look all cute
5:26
Then I pull off my shirt and my girly skin and curvy hips just knock em out and push down walls
5:26
pow pow
5:26
*shakes hips*
5:26

hahaha
kasey is lovely @ 5:26

Then I turn around and my back dimples, curves, and hint of butt crack blow up oncoming tanks
BuddhaDave @ 5:27
And I look over my shoulder in that way that makes you laugh and buildings set on fire
5:27
And still people can't look away
5:28
As the flames from my hotness roll towards them they just stare

haha
kasey is lovely @ 5:28
ohhh you
5:29

You're lucky, not many women can stand the full on assault of naked David
BuddhaDave @ 5:29
It's like being able to hug the A-bomb
5:29

Well I am not like other women.
kasey is lovely @ 5:30

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Damn, I have an hour to get home. I better get this term done and GTFO.

- David