Welcome To My Convos - Volume Won

Here's a little taste of the many sides of David and The People Who Tolerate Him.

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TehDavid [11:55 AM]:
I'm all over this term like a pedo on the Olson Twins cicra Full House
TehAdrian [11:55 AM]:
dude I have total pre-come now

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hahaha, omg
10:50
Google translation:
10:50
Throbbing witch judgment!
10:50
BuddhaDave @ 10:48

lol
AyuCyberTrance @ 10:50

that game is gonna make you wanna wack it constantly
AyuCyberTrance @ 11:51

I'll just play it and have sex at the same time
BuddhaDave @ 11:52
I haven't whacked it in soo long. It's like a record or something
11:52

haha
AyuCyberTrance @ 11:52

I want to buy like half a dozen hentai games for my DS and just play them in public places
BuddhaDave @ 11:53
That shit would be hilarious
11:53

lol why>?
AyuCyberTrance @ 11:55

I dunno, it'd be cracking up the whole time
BuddhaDave @ 11:55
Like "I'm at Applebees waiting for a table and I'm banging some anime girl so I can pass a level."
11:56

rofl
AyuCyberTrance @ 11:56

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Me - Ah! This fire is alive and burning me!
K - *rofl*

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*lying in bed, watching The Big Lebowski*
K - Do you think girls find Steve Buscemi attractive?
Me - God I hope so.

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- David

I lick flowers purdy.