It's Official!

Wow, it didn't look this horrid on my phone.
This is a receipt from the clerk of the superior court. There's only one item:
DIVORCE NO CHILD
Most ironic phone call evar. The X-Misses called to let me know we are now divorced. We were laughing our asses off and she told me to go celebrate, cuz she sure as hell was. Just more proof that I don't do anything normal.
- David
Drinks are on me boys, and another one for my girl here. She's a little down that she's not the Other Woman anymore.

4 Comments:
Sooo...does this mean I can bang you without anyone getting mad anymore?
It absolutely does not!
And hey-- I am not scandalous enough to have ever been "the other woman".
What..! This sucks.
Drinks are on you? Hot damn, I'll let the Scott's know, and we can even call....
James Pleger!
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