Smug Satisfaction

Today while processing terminations (removing accounts for people no longer with the company) I realize that in about seven business days the same thing will be happening to me. I took some time off for a wedding, so I only work Monday and Tuesday this week. Then next week is my last.

My term will be massive. Probably the biggest one to date. And the most critical. I wonder if I'll be allowed to do it myself... I've often fantasized about it. But now it's real.

Next Tuesday my department is going to lunch together as a farewell thing. I'm already thinking about the questions they're going to be asking. I need to clean out my desk. I've started a massive list of all the people I'll e-mail to say goodbye too.

I'm on the cusp of an adventure, bitches.

- David

"David I will be having sex with you with or without food in the house."