Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Funeral March Song Thingy

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*sniffle*

It is a dark time, my friends. The end of an era of happiness, and the
beginning of a reign of misery.

Last night at approximately 11:00 PM, we had to... we had to... turn on
the AC!

The forecast on Wunderground.com is showing the temperature in the
mid-eighties all week. I made a deal with The Misses: As soon as it
hits ninety I start shaving my head again. When it drops below seventy
I let it grow. I am practicing seasonal hair (thanks Heather!) this
year.

I have this urge to start referring to my house like its a spaceship in
Firefly. The AC is the life support system. All doors and windows are
airlocks. The mailman is Alliance, The Misses is Kaylee (woo woo) and
my TV is the navigation system. It will be fantabulous.

Enjoy the weather you have today, tomorrow you probably won't like it so
much.

- BuddhaDave

8 Comments:

Blogger MisMis said...

It is true. *tears* It was so freaking hot.

I suppose that one who chooses to live this close to hell, can't complain much though. It is to be expected.

But this week is supposed to be a beauty, I guess I will have to get as much outdoorsiness as possible while I can.

And it is true, Dave did make that deal. Seasonal hair (NO thanks Heather!) I am not a fan. But I am past the point of pouting and refusing to check if he missed any spots shaving. =P You know where I stand Dave.

Alas, fare the well pleseant nights and poofy hairs, scorching days are just around the corner.

2:59 PM, April 04, 2006  
Blogger Jonboy said...

AAhhhh! It's currently 54 degrees and cloudy outside. It's going to rain for a week starting tomorrow. No sunshine for me and I'm loving it!

3:38 PM, April 04, 2006  
Blogger -heather said...

I voted against the hairless Dave as well. I tried to praise his re-grown hair but to no avail. Dave is like a thermometer. You can tell the temperature by measuring the hair on his head. I just wonder how he would like it if everyone shaved their heads in Arizona from April to October. No, we all don't look h4wt like Natalie with shaved heads!
-h

3:51 PM, April 04, 2006  
Blogger BuddhaDave said...

Yeah, but think of the combined benefits: Savings on hair products, more sleep, a cooler core temperature. The list goes on and on.

Vote for me for Grand High Poo-Bah of Arizona Territory and I will make this dream a reality!

4:38 PM, April 04, 2006  
Blogger Jonboy said...

I like my hair, ya'll have a good time being bald for 9 months out of the year. ;)

6:47 PM, April 04, 2006  
Blogger MisMis said...

I am with Jon. I like my hair too. Sorry Grand High Poo-Bah of Arizona, my vote is for the other guy....well if there was another guy, my vote is for him. Maybe we will have to do a write-in.

2:00 PM, April 05, 2006  
Blogger douglas714 said...

Personally, I vote for growing your head and your face (when applicable). I think that the more sleep thing is a myth. I don't put anything in my hair and it looks pretty grand. It's all in acceptance of your natural state of being. If you gots a fro, love the fro. but if he insists on being bald, we should support him in his shaved headedness. Go baldie!

4:40 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Jonboy said...

I just watched the first 2 episodes of Firefly. Kaylee is HOTT!

1:35 AM, April 08, 2006  

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