Blech

Damn you Cheesecake Factory, damn you to Hell!

I forgot cheesecake is really just a big ol' delicious brick of angry lactose. I had a big piece last night and its still weighing my stomach down like a creamy white cinderblock. Ugh.

My arm hurts from throwing playing cards at my friends from Saturday night. I learned too late that its all in the wrist, not the arm. My ass is sore too, but I'm not sure why... Even though it was my first battle, my Kung Fu is not too weak. I was in the top three. Fun game! Especially coupled with jello shots of 151 and Malibu rum. My Magnificent Invincible Running-Up-The-Wall Wild table will pwn you When Done Correctly.

Congrats Sami on starting your new job today! Congrats The Misses on having an underling, hee hee. Heather, glad to hear you're feeling better. Congrats me for having the most links in a single paragraph ever!

Well, I better get back to work. Have a great day everyone!

- BuddhaDave

Drunken style has its advantages, but drinking every turn is most difficult.