I Was Gonna Say More

~E-mailed Submission, booooiiiiiiyeeeeee~

But then I got busy.

Sometimes life's lessons come at you in the form of a loved telling you
to shut up.

A cute girl said she liked my style today.

My hair is getting long but soon it will stop looking cool on its own.
That's when the hard times begin.

I've been going to this meditation center every Sunday for a month. Its
really nice. The last Saturday of this month I will go there for twelve
hours straight and meditate, have a meal, and do some work all in
silence. I'm a little nervous.

I bought a lightsaber. It rocks.

I haven't been as crappy as my posts would lead you to believe. Sorry.

I found a new band that will make meditation hard. All their songs are
so damn catchy. Thanks Polysics; you further prove to me that the
Japanese are the best at everything.

I got another Perfect Thought today. That makes three in my collection.
I want to give them out.

I am firmly anti-couch.

I'm considering buying shoes made of vegetarian leather, recycled car
tires, and hemp. They look hardcore.

I'm inventing Guerrilla Buddhism in my head. It will be hardcore. One
day you'll see posters and graffiti all over the place and you'll know
where it started.

Don't steal my idea. That will be my first set of flyers right after
"Don't be an asshole, you'll thank you for it." Or something like
that.

I thought I hadn't had any meat for a month, but its only been two
weeks. I can't read a calendar.

Milk is bad for you, don't drink it. Scientists have proof.

I'm in love.

Our Ninja Burger branch is the best and has much honor. My black bunny
slippers are the pwn.

My teachers are so old. I don't want to see them die.

I'm set for a massage on Sunday. My first one in like six years. I
hope I don't get a dude.

I made a racist joke today. It was kinda mean, but so damn funny. I
could only say it because the person who heard it knows I wouldn't ever
mean it.

I want to grow up to be just like Obi-wan.

Smile at yourself today and mean it.

- BuddhaDave

P.S. This is what the alphabet would look like if Q and R were
elminated.