Grammys Shmammys

Here's my dynamic thoughts on the Grammys as they happen.

w00ts! Gorrilaz! That was so cool, Madonna walked behind Murdoc like he was real! I'm skipping Lost for you!

Oh shit, its Madonna. God she's old. Put on some pants, grandma.

"Ordinary People" is a pretty good song, fair play.

Ugh. Country. Her drawl is like nails on a chalkboard. w00ts! Short song.

U2! Two thumbs up! Oh wait, those aren't thumbs. Those are middle fingers. Waaaay up. I hope Bono trips and shards of those gay glasses get embedded in his eyes. For ever.

Wow, good job David Bowie. Lifetime achievement award. I loved you in Labyrinth and I know some of your older songs from Life Aquatic. Kinda crazy, but catchy.

Kelly Clarkson talks like she's 17 and from Fresno. But she's cute. And rich. I'd let her be my sugah mamma. Not a bad song, for 17 year old Fresnoians.

I wish I could wear as much eye makeup as Billy from Green Day!

Fuck. U2 won something.

Sweet, its Ellen! She was so cute as Dory. haha, best intro ever.

Paul McCartney can still sing? Cool piano. What is it tonight with old English people and the Grammys?

Nice, the "Ordinary People" guy (John Legend) won. He seems like a nice guy. Congrats!

I remember when Mariah Carey was new. And not crazy. Can a hot, rich, big-chested-and-bootied woman really be so into religion? With a rhinestone microphone? I don't know...

Go Fiona Apple! Win win win! Shit! Kelly Clarkson already won one! Bastages. Enough with the thanking Jesus already. Jesus.

Oooh, Jenna Elfman. She's dreeeaaaaammmmy. *swoon*

Poo, more country.

Hee hee, Dave Chappelle. He's funny. I love his white-guy voice. Even his regular voice is awesome.

*sigh* I'm getting sick of this show. Tom Hanks looks kinda crazy with longer hair. Wow Bruce, that harmonica sounds pretty sweet.

Fuck, again? Man I hate U2.

Here it goes! Goooorrriiilllaaazzzz for teh win! FUCK. Its official. The Grammys are ass. And U2 wins again. omg i hate.

Shit, I boycott the Grammys. Forevermore.

- JustDave

Its tough being so negative. I'm sleepy, its bedtime.