There Is No Break Fast Here

Welcome to day one of five of my fast. Last night for dinner I had a salad and a small bit of leftover spaghetti. Well... and some chocolate as well. I didn't want them to go bad! Chocolate goes bad at the drop of a hat you know.
From here on until Tuesday morning its nothing but apple juice and water. I can do eet! Every three hours I'll drink this strange concoction that tastes spicy like chewing on a dandelion would. It will supposedly help get all the toxins out of my body, which is the point. It doesn't taste that bad, just strange.
Am I hungry yet? Nope. I've only been up for like two hours. Ask me around 1:00pm, haha. I'll try to post every day of the fast and write out a status report. Just in case you ever want to try it and wonder what its like. I know you want to, Mr. Gable.
This is it, men! Time to show what we're made of!
- BuddhaDave
"That steak looks good, how is it?"
"Oh man, its the best. So juicy and flavorful. How's uh, how's that apple juice?"
"Go to hell."

1 Comments:
I would say that you are daft, but then I would have to scream at the top of my lungs at myself.... " DON'T JUDGE!" I have been trying to make a habit of doing that when I see judgement. One of my new hobbies for this year. "DONT' JUDGE!" Good luck with the not eating. I'll finish your steak for you bro. That's what I'm here for. I am from Texas you know.
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